Why the BottleBlankie?
So much Baby stuff, amazing to me
Just how much there is, all kinds to see
Bibs and Buggies, Cribs and Cots
Cradles galore and Clothing? Lots!
Walkers and Prams, 3-Wheelers too
Swings and Rockers, Toys that go “Moo”
Playpens and Playgyms, Mobiles in air
Combs and Bows, even when no hair!
Plush Toys for all, Cuties and Cuddlies
Blankies and Pillows, warm and fuzzies
But Babies and Bottles, there’s been no change
In years and years, no progress, no range
A Bottle’s a bottle for Baby and you
For a girl no pink, a boy no blue!
No matter what kind, hard to the touch
How is this so? It’s all too much
So here it is, the answer you see
Warm and soft: the Baby BottleBlankie
